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Karl Gets Katty

So, Karl Lagerfeld….tell us what you really think. Don’t hold back, we know you’re shy on sharing your opinions.

What’s that? You told the British newspaper The Sun Princess Kate, yes… “I like that kind of woman. I like romantic beauties,” ; but her sister Pippa  “…struggles. I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back”,  no?

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Huh,?  You told Metro Adele is  “a little too fat,”? Wait, didn’t you at one time weigh about 100 pounds more than you do now?

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Oh, wait, that was a mistake because you apologized and sent her a shipment full of Chanel handbags.

Karl, Really! How can you say to German GQ  about Heidi Klum, “Heidi Klum is no runway model. She is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly. That is not avant-garde – that is commercial!” and then say, “I don’t know Heidi Klum. She was never known in France. Claudia Schiffer also doesn’t know who she is.”

Well, if Claudia doesn’t know her, I can understand why you would think that way, Karl.

Psst, Karl. Stop. Start taking your “nice” pills.