The anniversary of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries would have been this past week. Unfortunately, they could barely get past the first two months of wedded (not so much) bliss. ( The planning took longer than the wedding lasted)

Kris Humphries & Kim Kardashian
72 Days
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There have been many stories of celebrities who thought marriage was a good idea, for about 15 minutes. Unfortunately, attention span is not a prerequisite of being a celebrity, nor are making great decisions for yourself. Apparently, “If the ring don’t fit, you must quit”. (Sorry Johnny Cochran, I had to paraphrase your great quote) Here are just a few of the (not so) happy occasions:

Chad Johnson (not buying in to the Ochocinco ego trip) with Evelyn Lozada 41 days
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Rene Zellweger & Kenny Chesney
4 months
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Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson

Less than 4 months
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Rick Solomon & Pamela (I Lost a Bet) Anderson
60 days
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Tom Green & Drew Barrymore
Less than 5 Months
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Mario Lopez & Ali Landry
13 days
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