Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian
72 Days
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Anniversary? Just Try to get Past the First Month!

The anniversary of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries would have been this past week. Unfortunately, they could barely get past the first two months of wedded (not so much) bliss. ( The planning took longer than the wedding lasted)

Kris Humphries & Kim Kardashian
72 Days
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There have been many stories of celebrities who thought marriage was a good idea, for about 15 minutes. Unfortunately, attention span is not a prerequisite of being a celebrity, nor are making great decisions for yourself. Apparently, “If the ring don’t fit, you must quit”. (Sorry Johnny Cochran, I had to paraphrase your great quote) Here are just a few of the (not so) happy occasions:

Chad Johnson (not buying in to the Ochocinco ego trip) with Evelyn Lozada 41 days
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Rene Zellweger & Kenny Chesney
4 months
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Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson
Less than 4 months
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Rick Solomon & Pamela (I Lost a Bet) Anderson
60 days
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Tom Green & Drew Barrymore
Less than 5 Months
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Mario Lopez & Ali Landry
13 days
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